June 2011
105 posts
“i got hit by a fucking car today!”
—fuck! skating across the street…im alright though, im kinda like superman. i just got up and brushed my elbow off..my cruiser is alright too, i just need sum new wheels. it was weird when it happened because i never got hit by a car before..i got up and this black dude got out the car and was like..”why you go in front of my car!?” i was just like im sorry, must have been skating too fast..i really didnt even see that nigga…then what made it even more awkward was when i saw a used condom on his hood. im like theres a condom on your car bro… (via vyron)
Lmao haHaaa
That akward moment when Rick Ross takes off his shirt...
Reminds me of this:
I’M DONE WITH TUMBLR. LMFAO
love deeper than a grand canyon, not comparable to a bathTub. theres no standing
“MAN MY NAME IS SUSIE & GUCCI THINK I LOVE EM”
—SUSIE
You can have my heart.. its only dead meat
If I unzip my pants, may you find my weenus for me?….if u check below the pockets….youve gon to far
although…. im the only one that hears it
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“My Dick”
My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD
My dick - bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid’s
My dick - large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen
My dick - locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick - so hot, it’s stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
My dick - pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude
My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick - more mass than the Earth
Your dick - half staff, it needs work
My dick - been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick - V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.
It’s time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It’s time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don’t even function
My dick served a whole lunch -in
Your dick - it look like a munchkin
My dick - size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick - good good lovin’
Your dick - good for nothin’
My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn’t shoplift at Thrifty
My dick - pretty damn skippy
Your dick - hungry as a hippie
My dick don’t fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick - broken vending machine
My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick - rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick - fruit roll -up
My dick - grade -A beef
Your dick - Mayday geek
My dick - sick and dangerous
Your dick - quick and painless
My dick - ‘nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred
It’s time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
It’s time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus
My Dick
Mickey Avalon
this is the track that plays as I DROP THEM DRAWS
The best thing my mother coulda ever done for me was drop me on my head…
Play
“Horniness kills people & Porn Saves Lives”
—the nigga typing
take a seat on this porch. meant to be isn’t forced
np I got you on my mind “when the journeys never ending”
I HATE Vegas smh
This may or may not b the life for me. But I shall not know if I don’t live it….
When in VegadZ.., leave dome money jb your room
Wow. Screw spellcheck
Imma clearly ve hungovernob yhis flight black home smh …o just wanna go back home, VEGAS IS THE FEVEL
….ROLLING IN THE DEEP…
A mere 19 years of living & I’ve come to the conclusion: this can’t be life